The Joke Cow Riddle
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Cow Riddle
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What's The Joke Cow Riddle?
A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?
It was daytime |
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