The Joke Gorilla Golf

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Gorilla Golf

Gorilla Golf Joke |
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What's The Joke Gorilla Golf?
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager? I've got $500 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer and straighter than anybody here at this club."
Everyone in the pro-shop started laughing. The newest pro at the club spoke up, "I'll take you up on that wager. Meet you on the first tee." When they reached the 585-yard par-5 first tee, the trainer led the gorilla to the tee box and put a driver in his hands. The gorilla smashed his drive right down the middle and out of sight. The ball finally stopped on the green, six inches from the cup. The pro was astonished. "That's incredible! There's no need for me to tee off. Here's your money." As the pro walked off the green, still shaking his head, he turned back to the trainer and said, "By the way, how does he putt?" The trainer responded, "Just like he drives: 500 yards, right down the middle, every time." |
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