The Joke Man With a Speech Problem

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Man With a Speech Problem

Man With a Speech Problem Joke |
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What's The Joke Man With a Speech Problem?
A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some "bum."
The manager asks, "Do you mean gum?" And the man says, "Yes some bum." Later on, the man goes to a hardware store and asks for a "f*cket." The manager says, "Do you mean a bucket." And the guy says, "Yes, a f*cket." Then the man goes to a pet store and asks for a "cock-n-spankit." The manager says, "Do you mean a cocker spaniel?" And the man says, "Yes, a cock-n-spankit." While the man was walking home, the dog jumps out of his hands. At the same time, a little old lady walks by. So the man asks her, "Will you hold my bum and f*cket while I go catch my cock-n-spankit." |
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