The Joke Nasty Cashiers
![Basic Jokes Basic Jokes](/images/basicjokes.jpg)
Read the funny Nasty Cashiers joke in Animal Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Nasty Cashiers joke at BasicJokes.com!
Nasty Cashiers
![Nasty Cashiers Hilarious Joke Nasty Cashiers Hilarious Joke](/images/hilariousjoke.jpg)
Nasty Cashiers Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Nasty Cashiers?
A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter.
The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog sir?" "Yes, it's at home," replies the man. "To be able to sell you the dog food sir, I must see the dog. That is store policy," says the cashier. Next day the man goes places two cans of cat food on the counter. "Do you own a cat sir?" asks the cashier. "Yes I do, it's at home," says the man. "Well I am sorry sir. Store policy. I must see the cat before I can sell you cat food," says the cashier. The next day the man returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier. He has a brown paper bag in his hand. "Here," he says to the cashier, "put your hand in here." The cashier puts her hand in the brown paper bag. "It is all soft and warm," she says. "Yes, that's right," says the man, "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper." |
More Jokes
![Laughing At Funny Joke Laughing At Funny Joke](/images/laughingatfunnyjoke.jpg)
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Ice Fishing ‐ Two men have been sitting out on …
- Blondes and Basketball ‐ Q: Why did the blonde become a …
- Clinton on Halloween ‐ A little boy wanted to be Bill …
- Sexual Sofa ‐ An elderly woman entered a large …
- Robot Booty Call... Stealing ‐ Although I have not been programmed …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Smoking Hams ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she smokes …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Garbage Truck ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Bathroom ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked …
- Roseanne and Battleships ‐ Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Goodyear ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, Goodyear wanted …
- Irish Abortion Clinic Joke ‐ Have you heard about the Irish …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Fork ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal …
- Men and Batteries ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Tyson's Manners ‐ Mike Tyson finally apologized to …
- Celtic Mortality ‐ What is the difference between …
- The Lyin' King ‐ What's the difference between Simba …
- Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang ‐ A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a …
- Mint-Flavored Birth Control ‐ Q: What do you call the new mint-flavored …
- Hipster Booty Call... Artist ‐ You're an …
- Get Your Wife to Scream and Groan ‐ Q: How do you get your wife to …