Animal Jokes

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"


Indian: "Dog no talk."


Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"


Dog: "Doin' alright."


Indian:( Look of shock )


Cowboy:"Is this Indian your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )


Dog: "Yep."


Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"


Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."


Indian:( Look of disbelief )


Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"


Indian: "Horse no talk."


Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"


Horse: "Good."

Indian:( Extreme look of shock )

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian:( Complete look of utter amazement )

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."