The Joke The Magician and the Parrot
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The Magician and the Parrot
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What's The Joke The Magician and the Parrot?
A magician on a cruise ship was performing one night when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, "It's in his sleeve!"
The magician chased the bird away. The next night, the magician was performing another trick when the parrot walked onstage and declared, "It's in his pocket!" During his next performance, he saw the parrot in the crowd, but before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank. The magician grabbed onto a floating board. The parrot was perched on the other end. "I give up," the parrot said. "What did you do with the ship?" |
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