The Joke Three Bad Ass Mice
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Three Bad Ass Mice
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What's The Joke Three Bad Ass Mice?
Three mice sit in a bar. The first one brags, "I am one bad ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of all of them."
The second one brags, "Well, I'm a bad ass mouse too. In my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed." The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?" The third one replies, "Going home to f**k the cat." |
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