The Joke Towards and Away

Read the funny Towards and Away joke in Animal Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Towards and Away joke at BasicJokes.com!
Towards and Away

Towards and Away Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Towards and Away?
A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and Away.
Once the boys were grown, the fisherman took them out to sea to learn the family fishing trade. A week later, the mother saw her husband dock the boat all alone. "Oh no! What has happened to my darling boys?" she cried. "We were just one day out to sea, when Towards hooked a great fish. He fought long and hard, but he was pulled over the side and swallowed whole by the fish." "Oh dear, what a huge, horrible fish that must of been!" "Yes, it was, but you should have seen the one that got Away." |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Gourmet Booty Call... Eating Out ‐ Sure, I love to cook, but that …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... St. Louis ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went …
- Walks Into a Bar... Dog Day Afternoon ‐ A guy walks into a bar and orders …
- That's Cheesy ‐ Q: Why did the mouse go to the …
- Michael Jackson and Santa ‐ Q: What do Michael Jackson and …
- Robot Booty Call... Tears ‐ If you were a tear in my eye, I …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Nickname ‐ Yo' Mama's so fat, her nickname …
- Einsteinium ‐ Albert Einstein used to go to dinners …
- Gumor's Orifice Confusion ‐ Gumor said to Selma. Selma can …
- Rabbit Sex ‐ Q: Why don't rabbits make noise …
- Mime in a Forest Riddle ‐ A mime is walking aimlessly through …
- Corporate Booty Call... Box ‐ I'd like to think …
- C-ing I Dog ‐ Two guys were walking their dogs …
- Afghani Fowl ‐ What's the national bird of Afghanistan? …
- Coincidentally ‐ Q: What did the bartender say when …
- Cuz Penguins Drive Cars ‐ It's a really hot day and this …
- Green Lipstick ‐ Q: Why do blondes wear green …
- Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Signs You're No Longer in College... ‐ -- You no longer know what time …
- Gloves for His Love, circa 1910 ‐ A young man goes to the department …