The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Dog Day Afternoon
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Walks Into a Bar... Dog Day Afternoon
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What's The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Dog Day Afternoon?
A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."
The guy says, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. To top it off, I came home to my wife screwing my best friend." The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?" The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again." The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?" The guy says, "BAD DOG!" |
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