The Joke Well Endowed and On the Prowl
Read the funny Well Endowed and On the Prowl joke in Animal Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Well Endowed and On the Prowl joke at BasicJokes.com!
Well Endowed and On the Prowl
| Well Endowed and On the Prowl Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Well Endowed and On the Prowl?
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches.
"Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Little Johnny's Stork ‐ Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where …
- Inky Pig ‐ Why did the pig have ink all over …
- Sheik That Rooster ‐ A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an …
- A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ... ‐ A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body …
- Beans and Onions ‐ Q: What do you get when you mix …
- Isolated Duty ‐ A guy who was in the Air Force …
- Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Axis of Evil ‐ Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's …
- Fly Off The Toilet ‐ Why did the fly fall off the toilet? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Both Sides ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she falls out …
- Garden of Eden ‐ Adam was walking around the Garden …
- Dubya 'Do. ‐ President Bush is so stupid, he …
- Dolly Parton ‐ Did you hear about Dolly Parton …
- Constipation ‐ Why are contipated folks unkind …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Getting Acquainted ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, I've known …
- Jason Kuller: Like Alec Baldwin ‐ A lot of people think I look like …
- Liverpool Football ‐ Q: What is the difference between …
- Drinking Buddies ‐ Two men are sitting next to each …
- The Crabby Cabbie ‐ A successful businessman flew to …
- Pick-up Line...Squirrels ‐ If you and I were squirrels, I …
- Yo' Mama Is So Hairy... Tarzan ‐ Yo' Mama is so hairy, Tarzan couldn't …