The Joke Whale Pleasures
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Whale Pleasures
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What's The Joke Whale Pleasures?
There were 2 whales swimming around who were very bored when they saw a fishing boat one whale says to the other, ''I've got an idea for a laugh, why don't we swim under the boat, blow water from our blowholes and capsize the boat, for a laugh''.
They proceed to do this and swim back down laughing their flippers off. Then the first whale says, ''I have an even better idea, now that the fishermen are in the water, why don't we swim back up and eat a few?'' The other whale then replies ''Look mate I don't mind the odd blow job but I refuse to swallow seamen!!!!'' |
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