Blonde Ice Fishing Joke :)

The Joke Blonde Ice Fishing

Read the funny Blonde Ice Fishing joke in Blonde Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Blonde Ice Fishing joke at BasicJokes.com!

Blonde Ice Fishing

Blonde Ice Fishing Joke
What's The Joke Blonde Ice Fishing? A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''

Blonde Ice Fishing Joke

What's The Joke Blonde Ice Fishing?

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''

More Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Country Jokes Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Fat Jokes Food Jokes God Jokes Insults Jokes Jokes about Kids Lawyer Jokes Little Johnny Lookin' Good Jokes Marriage Jokes Men/Women Jokes Money Jokes Nationality Jokes News & Politics Jokes Partying & Bad Behavior Jokes Pick-Up Lines Police Business & Military Jokes Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes School Jokes Something Funny Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes That Is Gross Travel & Car Jokes Walks Into A Bar Jokes Work Jokes Yo' Mama Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day

Pirate Booty Call... Explore ‐ I'd like to explore your briny …
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Speed Bumps ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked …
Blonde, Brunette, Blonde ‐ What do you call a brunette between …
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Fax ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put …
When Beasts Speak! ‐ What did the cat say to …
LifeSavers ‐ What do LifeSavers do that men …
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Space ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't even …
Panda Booty Call... Riddle ‐ (Winking) What's black and white, …
Pantyhose ‐ How many animals can you fit in …
Coming From All Directions ‐ A trucker drives his fully loaded …
Farmer and the Cow ‐ A farmer was in a bar drinking …
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Stomach ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her stomach …
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Grand Canyon ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she fell in …
Prison Mail ‐ A prisoner in jail receives a letter …
Hop on Pop ‐ Mommy, what were you doing bouncing …
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha ‐ What does a skeleton say when he …
Calf's Tail vs. Tie ‐ Q: What is the difference between …
Plastered Lawyers ‐ Q: How many lawyers does it take …
College Grads ‐ A graduate with a science degree …
Bad Drivers ‐ There's a senior citizen driving …