The Joke Nudist Colony
Read the funny Nudist Colony joke in Blonde Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Nudist Colony joke at BasicJokes.com!
Nudist Colony
Nudist Colony Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Nudist Colony?
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day a gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: ''Sir, did you call for me?''
Bob replies ''No, what do you mean?'' She says: ''You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me.'' Smiling, she then leads him to the side of the pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: ''Sir, did you call for me?'' Bob replies ''No, what do you mean?'' ''You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me.'' The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him. Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: ''May I help you?'' Bob says: ''Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee.'' ''But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities...'' Bob replies: ''Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on about once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks!'' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- You'll Be So Fat...Game Over ‐ You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving …
- Donkey-Onion Hybrid ‐ Q: What do you get when you cross …
- Age 54 Snap ‐ A college math professor and his …
- Canni Ball! ‐ Hey, did you hear about the cannibal …
- Bedtime for M.J. ‐ Q: How do you know when it's bedtime …
- Lucky Frog ‐ I took a day off from work to play …
- Line of Blondes ‐ What do you call a line …
- Father Christmas? ‐ Why doesn't Santa Claus have any …
- Tarzan's Last Words ‐ Q: What were Tarzan's …
- Medieval Booty Call... Hut ‐ Your poorly thatched …
- Toe Tells Signs ‐ Q: What do the toes say when they …
- Blonde Fish ‐ If a blonde could be any fish, …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hot Dogs ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, the back of …
- Blonde Feels Golf Balls ‐ A man takes a beautiful blonde …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Red Dress ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she wore a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Window Shopping ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she can't …
- Drinking Game: Big Lebowski ‐ The way this game works is every …
- Pharmacist Booty Call... Prescription ‐ Your prescription for one large, …
- Blonderrific Hair! ‐ Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? …
- A Paratrooper's First Jump ‐ A young paratrooper went for his …