The Joke A Beautiful Woman Loves Growing Tomatoes
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A Beautiful Woman Loves Growing Tomatoes
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What's The Joke A Beautiful Woman Loves Growing Tomatoes?
A beautiful woman loves to garden, but can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbor, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?" "No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous." |
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