Country Jokes

The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes

The South has 'mater samiches
The North has coffeehouses

The South has Waffle Houses
The North has dating services

The South has family reunions
The North has switchblade knives

The South has Lee Press-on Nails
The North has double last names

The South has double first names
The North has Ted Kennedy

The South has Jesse Helms
The North has an ambulance

The South has an amalance
The North has the Mafia

The South has NASCAR
The North has Indy car races

The South has Swamp Buggy races
The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal

The South has grits
The North has green salads

The South has collard greens and chitlins
The North has lobsters

The South has crawdads
The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and
liquor stores

The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners
The North has the rust belt

The South has the Bible Belt
The North has Dan Quayle

The South has Bill Clinton