The Joke Salesman/Farmhouse v. 6.0
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Salesman/Farmhouse v. 6.0
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What's The Joke Salesman/Farmhouse v. 6.0?
A salesman''s car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a farmhouse.
The salesman bangs on the farmhouse door. The next morning, the farmer''s daughter wakes up to find her father in bed with the salesman. She shoots them both and takes off in the salesman''s car. She assumes the salesman''s identity and meets all of his quotas. |
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