The Joke Tips for Traveling in the South
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Tips for Traveling in the South
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What's The Joke Tips for Traveling in the South?--If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth eating. -- If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four-wheel-drive truck with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help, just stay out of their way -- this is what they live for. -- Don't be surprised to find boiled peanuts, movie rentals and fishing bait in the same store. -- Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive. -- Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't understand you either. -- If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" -- stay out of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say. -- If you see a turn signal blinking on a car with a southern license plate, you may rest assured that it was on when the car was purchased. -- Satellite dishes are very popular in the South. They are to be positioned directly in front of one's trailer, since it cost considerably more than the trailer and should, therefore, be displayed. -- As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember: many Southerners learned to drive on a John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for that vehicle. -- You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you already know the positions of key hills, trees and rocks, you're better off trying to find it yourself. |
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