The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Horsing Around

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Walks Into a Bar... Horsing Around

Walks Into a Bar... Horsing Around Joke |
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What's The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Horsing Around?
A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, "I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh."
A man yells, "I'll take that bet," and leads the horse into the men's room. After a couple seconds, a loud braying laugh is heard from behind the door. The farmer screams to the man, "OK, I'll give you $2,000 if you can make my horse cry." The man shouts, "You're on!" After a few more seconds, the man exits with the horse trudging behind him with tears streaming down his long-snout. Flabbergasted, the farmer asks, "How did you do it?" The man replies, "I said that my d**k was bigger than his and he laughed. Then I showed it to him." |
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