The Joke World's Toughest Cowboy
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World's Toughest Cowboy
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What's The Joke World's Toughest Cowboy?
Three cowboys sit around a campfire bragging about their adventures.
The first says, "I gotta be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men. I wrestled that sumbitch to the ground with my bare hands." The second cowboy laughs, "That's nothing. I come across a rattler on the trail yesterday, grabbed it round the neck and bit its head off. I drank that venom down in one gulp, and I'm still here today!" The third cowboy remains silent, slowly stirring the embers with his penis. |
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