The Joke A Meal to Die For
Read the funny A Meal to Die For joke in Dark Humor to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the A Meal to Die For joke at BasicJokes.com!
A Meal to Die For
| A Meal to Die For Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke A Meal to Die For?
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Tie ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she sprays …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... DNA ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks …
- Parallel Parking for Blondes ‐ Q: Why can't blondes parallel park? …
- How do you know if a Frenchman... ‐ Q: How do you know if a Frenchman …
- Corporate Booty Call... Environment ‐ Let's you and me create a hostile …
- Three-Balled Alien ‐ Q: What do you call an alien with …
- 3 Men, 3 Wishes ‐ Three men were trekking through …
- Yo Mama's So Old... Hour ‐ Yo' mama so old, I had to poke …
- Yo Ain't Got No Mama ‐ You don't have a mama: Two dads …
- There was a little boy and a little girl ... ‐ A little boy and a little girl …
- More Signs That You're Out of College ‐ -- Your refrigerator holds more …
- Corporate Booty Call... Transfer ‐ I'd like to make an …
- Blonde Horse Sense ‐ A blonde buys two horses and she …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Calendar ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, she couldn't …
- Blonde Luck ‐ A Blonde was at a gumball machine. …
- Gay Dinosaurs ‐ Q: What do you call a gay …
- Brunettes and God ‐ Why did God create brunettes? …
- Snowblonde ‐ Why does it take longer to make …
- Jack's First Time ‐ Jack comes home from school with …
- Yo' Mama's Cooking... Prayer ‐ Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your …