The Joke Bubble Blowing Duckies
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Bubble Blowing Duckies
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What's The Joke Bubble Blowing Duckies?
Three ducks were
swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles." |
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