Dirty Jokes

    Three ducks were
swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck
number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after
midnight?"

   "I was
blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same
question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles."

    He then called in duck
number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?"

   "No, I'm Bubbles."