The Joke Clinton's Habits
Read the funny Clinton's Habits joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Clinton's Habits joke at BasicJokes.com!
Clinton's Habits
| Clinton's Habits Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Clinton's Habits?
Perplexed White House staffers see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties pinned to his sleeve.
As the day wears on, several VIPs go in and out of the Oval Office, each one leaving with a puzzled expression. Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary, walks into the office and gently closes the door behind her. "Mr. President," she says. "We're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a woman's pair of panties on your arm." "Oh no," the President grins, "it's the patch. I'm trying to quit." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Woman Without an A**hole ‐ Q: What do you call a woman with …
- Blonde Coffee Drinker ‐ A blonde says to her doctor, "Each …
- Hipster Booty Call... Spinning ‐ You're spinning here on Monday? …
- Obese Michigan Mammas ‐ How do you get a Michigan girl …
- Wedding Dress ‐ A little girl at a wedding asked, …
- Bride and Broom ‐ Two brooms are getting married. …
- Harry Potter Stays Back ‐ Why did Harry Potter have to repeat …
- Charging Elephant ‐ How do you stop an elephant from …
- Heaven vs. Hell ‐ One night, God visits a …
- Drunk and Arthritis ‐ A drunk that smelled like a brewery …
- Christmas Gifts a Wife Can Choose ‐ Three men discuss the Christmas …
- Drunken Man and Blonde ‐ After a really good party a man …
- Mental Patients at a Baseball Game ‐ A hospital psychologist decided …
- Coma ‐ Mr. Smith's wife has been in a …
- Dictaphone ‐ A secretary goes into her boss' …
- What do you get when you cross a Scottish... ‐ What do you get when you cross …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Jurassic Park ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, I took her …
- The Blonde and the E-Mail ‐ A blonde was telling a brunette …
- A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding ‐ A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for …
- Lincoln Booty Call... Cabin ‐ I've got the beginnings of a log …