The Joke Isolated Duty
Read the funny Isolated Duty joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Isolated Duty joke at BasicJokes.com!
Isolated Duty
| Isolated Duty Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Isolated Duty?
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year unaccompanied in Shemya, Alaska. The first night home, he told his wife he had something to show her.
"I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!" And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether. "Dick, ten-HUT!" And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. "Dick, at EASE!" And his dick deflated again. "That was amazing," said his wife. "Can I bring over our neighbor to show her?" The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of his accomplishment. So his wife brought back a delicious looking woman. "Dick, ten-HUT!" And his penis sprang up. "Dick, at EASE!" Nothing. "Dick, at EASE!" Still nothing. "For the last time, Dick -- at EASE!" Frustratingly enough, nothing happened. Embarrassed, he ran off to the bathroom. Worried, his wife ran after and found that he was vigorously masturbating. "What are you doing?" "I'm giving this guy a dishonorable discharge!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- The First Lady's patriotic duties ‐ What do George Bush's wife and …
- In His Image ‐ A middle-aged woman had a heart …
- Medieval Booty Call... Infection ‐ No, don't worry, that's not infected. …
- Two Bit Girlfriend ‐ A guy walks in and sits down at …
- Salesman: A New One, Really ‐ A travelling salesman's car breaks …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Jail ‐ Yo' Mama has so many gaps in her …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Scale Talk ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she stepped …
- Mmmmmmmilk ‐ A farmer ordered a high-tech milking …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Poles ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she once got …
- Irish Cream ‐ 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Fire Department ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she's gotta …
- It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the... ‐ It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga …
- Trash talking ‐ Q: What do you call 40 guys watching …
- Fired From the Poultry Shop ‐ Q: Why was the dirty old man fired …
- Blonde NASA Engineer ‐ NASA sends a space shuttle up with …
- Adam and Eve ‐ Heaven was getting a bit crowded, …
- Jock Booty Call... Tight End ‐ I'm looking for a tight end that …
- Final Test for the CIA ‐ The CIA has three candidates, two …
- Blonde in Pain ‐ A blonde told her doctor that she …
- Fly Yi Yi ‐ Two flies were flying around a …