The Joke The Newlywed Game

Basic Jokes

Read the funny The Newlywed Game joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Newlywed Game joke at BasicJokes.com!

The Newlywed Game

The Newlywed Game Hilarious Joke
The Newlywed Game Joke

What's The Joke The Newlywed Game?

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room.

When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess.
The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me."

So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested.

The husband says, "I can deal with that."

He takes off her shirt and shouts, "Boy! you are small, but I love you nyway."

The husband says, "I have something to confess also."

She says, "No matter what I will still love you."

He says, "Okay.I am built like a baby down there."

She says, "I can deal with that."

So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she finally gets up.
She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby?"

He says, "Yeah....7lbs, 21inches."

More Jokes

Laughing At Funny Joke
Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day