The Joke American Technology
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American Technology
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What's The Joke American Technology?
A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medical technology from their countries.
'In my country," a German doctor said, "medicine is so advanced, we can perform heart surgery on a person on Monday, and have him back to work in 2 weeks." "That's nothing," a Japanese doctor said. "We can perform an appendectomy on a person on Tuesday, and have him back in work by Saturday." "That's nothing!" said an American doctor. "We can take an asshole from Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country is out of work the next day!" |
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