The Joke How to Tell When You Have PMS

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How to Tell When You Have PMS

How to Tell When You Have PMS Joke |
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What's The Joke How to Tell When You Have PMS?
-- -- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
-- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. -- The dryer has shrunk every single pair of your jeans. -- Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. -- You're dialing up every bumper sticker with a "How's my driving?" phone number. -- You're considering that God might be male. -- You're daydreaming about menopause. -- You're adding bacon bits to your popcorn. -- You're crying in the drugstore because they're out of orange Tic-Tacs. -- The ibuprofen bottle is empty again. |
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