The Joke I'm Smelly Down There, Doc
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I'm Smelly Down There, Doc
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What's The Joke I'm Smelly Down There, Doc?
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her, "Well, what can I do for you madam?" The patient blushes and the doctor sees that appearantly she is embarrased so he says, "You can discuss any matter with me, everything is strictly confidential."
So the patient says, "My husband complains that my pussy smells bad, is there a cure for this?" "Sure," the doctor says, "It can be a fungus, or a little infection, nothing unusual. Please undress and lay down, so I can examine you and prescribe a treatment." The woman undresses, gets up the bed and with her legs spread waits untill the doctor attends her. He comes in, walks towards her, starts gasping for air, covers his mouth and nose with a hand, and runs out of the office. After a minute or so, he enters again, covering his mouth and nose with one hand an a 7 feet wooden stick with an iron hook on it in the other hand. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, what will you do to me?" shouts the patient. "Nothing," says the doctor, "I'm just going to open the roof window a little." |
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