The Joke Mental Patients at a Baseball Game

Read the funny Mental Patients at a Baseball Game joke in Doctor Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Mental Patients at a Baseball Game joke at BasicJokes.com!
Mental Patients at a Baseball Game

Mental Patients at a Baseball Game Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Mental Patients at a Baseball Game?
A hospital psychologist decided to take his mental patients to a baseball game. He coached his patients with simple cues to avoid unwanted anxiety and social awkwardness.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up, nuts!" The inmates stood up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down, nuts!" They all sat. After a home run, he yelled, "Cheer, nuts!" They all broke into applause. Since everything was going smoothly, he left his assistant in charge while he ran to the restroom. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. "What happened?" he asked his assistant. "Everything was fine until some guy showed up selling peanuts!" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Engineers and Light Bulbs ‐ Q: How many engineers does it take …
- Clinton n' Buddy ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Archeological Gag ‐ How do you embarrass an archaeologist? …
- 50/50 ‐ What do you get when you put 50 …
- One-Armed Blonde ‐ Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde …
- Jedi Nights ‐ Q: Why do they make glow in the …
- Basketball Chicken ‐ Why did the chicken cross the basketball …
- Hard Drive ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Jock Booty Call... Muscle ‐ Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Cockroach ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, when I stepped …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Reality TV ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put …
- Hurt Bee Back ‐ Q: How did the bee hurt …
- It''s awful scary in these woods, mister! ‐ "It''s awful scary in these woods, …
- Redneck Booty Call... Hog ‐ Care to …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Candy Corn ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so rotten, …
- Washington Booty Call... First Lady ‐ I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU'RE …
- Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble ‐ 10. Sometimes stays in bed till …
- Stop, Doc! I Can't Take Any More! ‐ My doctor is so funny - he keeps …
- Gay Dinosaurs ‐ Q: What do you call a gay …
- A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller ‐ There's a woman that has a big …