The Joke New Ears
Read the funny New Ears joke in Doctor Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the New Ears joke at BasicJokes.com!
New Ears
| New Ears Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke New Ears?
A woman goes to a doctor, and says, "Doctor I want an operation to reduce my vagina lips." "Oh, I don't think so," says the doctor. "Please," the woman begs. "Oh all right," sighs the doctor. "But no one can find out, not even my family" the woman insists. The doctor agrees.
After the operation, the woman finds two roses at her bedside. "Oh," she screams, "no one was supposed to find out about my operation! "Oh, it's okay ma'am," says the doctor. "One rose is from me, and the other is from a man in the intensive burn unit, who thanks you very much for his new ears!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- The Farmer's Daughters ‐ There once was a farmer who was …
- Gay Husband ‐ Q: What did the woman do when she …
- David Beckham Redux ‐ What do David Beckham and a Cartier …
- Coincidentally ‐ Q: What did the bartender say when …
- 80s Booty Call... Wake Up ‐ It's morning in America, so how …
- Boiled Egg ‐ What did the egg say to the boiling …
- $10 Complaint ‐ A man goes to a $10 hooker and …
- That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical ‐ 3 bums were outside a bar.The first …
- Astronaut Booty Call... Ejection ‐ Can you help me achieve a coronal …
- Pantyhose ‐ How many animals can you fit in …
- Interblonde ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Cursing Fish ‐ One day, a priest decides to take …
- Freudian Slips ‐ A man sits on a bus looking ashamed. …
- Backstroke Dolly ‐ What do you get when Dolly Parton …
- Horny Toad ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Footbath ‐ Yo' Mama's so nasty, they filmed …
- Jock Booty Call... Maneuver ‐ Hey babe, I'd like to try the Down …
- Blonde's Challenge ‐ Q: What is long and hard to …
- Topless Fat Woman ‐ One day there was a big lady swimming …
- 77 ‐ Why is 77 better than 69? 'Cause …