The Joke New Ears

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New Ears

New Ears Joke |
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What's The Joke New Ears?
A woman goes to a doctor, and says, "Doctor I want an operation to reduce my vagina lips." "Oh, I don't think so," says the doctor. "Please," the woman begs. "Oh all right," sighs the doctor. "But no one can find out, not even my family" the woman insists. The doctor agrees.
After the operation, the woman finds two roses at her bedside. "Oh," she screams, "no one was supposed to find out about my operation! "Oh, it's okay ma'am," says the doctor. "One rose is from me, and the other is from a man in the intensive burn unit, who thanks you very much for his new ears!" |
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