The Joke New Male Performance Drugs

Read the funny New Male Performance Drugs joke in Doctor Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the New Male Performance Drugs joke at BasicJokes.com!
New Male Performance Drugs

New Male Performance Drugs Joke |
---|
What's The Joke New Male Performance Drugs?
With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development:
--PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. --COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. --BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on themselves. --ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators. --NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members. --FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases into air freshener. --FLYAGRA: This drug shows great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). --LIAGRA: This drug helps men lie more successfully when asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Political Strength versions. |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Reverend ‐ The Reverend …
- You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? ‐ What does Michael Jackson call …
- He Goes Down with the Chilly Stuff ‐ A man and his girlfriend go out …
- Geek Booty Call... Booger ‐ If you were a booger, I'd pick …
- Hairdresser Booty Call... Blow Out ‐ In the mood for a …
- Pay the Price ‐ A man walks into a bar …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Food Stamps ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she ate …
- Dubya 'Do. ‐ President Bush is so stupid, he …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Water Bed ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she decided …
- Meow, Baby ‐ A man walks up to a stranger in …
- Butcher Booty Call... Meat ‐ I'll pound your meat any way you …
- Blonde Confusion ‐ How do you confuse a blonde? …
- Blonde Tries Horseback Riding ‐ A blonde decides to try horseback …
- Geek Booty Call... Network ‐ I've got a Local Area Network that …
- Promography ‐ It was the night of prom, and Sally …
- Little Johnny... Know It All ‐ Little Johnny asks his mother her …
- Wrinkled Riddle ‐ What's wrinkled and smells like …
- Parrot Talk ‐ One day a guy walked into a pet …
- Pee Up A Rope ‐ Two men were out fishing, when …
- Aryan Intimate Halitosis ‐ What do u call a blonde doing a …