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Quitting With the Patch

Quitting With the Patch Joke
What's The Joke Quitting With the Patch? A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use the nicotine patch, but thinks it looks ridiculous. Later in the week, he stands at a urinal beside his co-worker. The co-worker looks down and notices the man has a nicotine patch on his penis. Horrified, the co-worker says, "That's disgusting! Why in the world would you put a patch on your d**k?" The man replies, "Don't knock it -- I'm down to two butts a day."

Quitting With the Patch Joke

What's The Joke Quitting With the Patch?

A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use the nicotine patch, but thinks it looks ridiculous.

Later in the week, he stands at a urinal beside his co-worker. The co-worker looks down and notices the man has a nicotine patch on his penis.

Horrified, the co-worker says, "That's disgusting! Why in the world would you put a patch on your d**k?"

The man replies, "Don't knock it -- I'm down to two butts a day."

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