The Joke The Shooting
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The Shooting
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What's The Joke The Shooting?
An old lady's husband had just died and she felt their was no reason to live anymore. She called the doctor and asked excactly where her heart was. He told her it should be under her left breast.
That night she went to the emergency room with a shot in the knee. |
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