The Joke Wedding Night

Read the funny Wedding Night joke in Doctor Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Wedding Night joke at BasicJokes.com!
Wedding Night

Wedding Night Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Wedding Night?
A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing about sex, fell in love with a man and agreed to marry him. The honeymoon went well and was great fun, but as soon as she got home, she went to see her doctor to question him on some of the new things she'd seen.
"What can I help you with?'' he asked. ''Well first, what is that thing between my husband's legs called?'' ''Ma'am,'' he answered, ''that there is called a penis.'' ''I see,'' she said. ''Now what is the big thing on the end of the penis called?'' ''Why that there is called the head of the penis.'' ''I do declare!'' exclaimed the young woman. ''One last question doctor, what are those two big round things about 12 to 14 inches behind the head of the penis?'' ''I'm not sure about your husband, ma'am, but on me, they're called the cheeks of my ass!'' |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Blonde and Lottery ‐ Q: What do a blonde and an instant …
- Lesbian Dinosaur ‐ Q: What do you call a lesbian …
- Shih tzu + Bulldog ‐ What do you get when you cross …
- 747 ‐ What's the difference between a …
- St. Patrick Taunts ‐ Three Englishmen drink in a bar …
- Blonde Headlights ‐ Q: Why did the blonde get pulled …
- The Test ‐ A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician …
- Tennis Balls ‐ One day while jogging, a man noticed …
- Fishing Pajamas ‐ A man phones home from the office …
- What Not to Say to a Policeman ‐ -- I can't reach my license unless …
- American in Mexico ‐ There was this American tourist …
- The Bar ‐ A guy walked into a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bungee ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went …
- Southern Belle in Paris ‐ A southern girl returned home after …
- Lincoln Booty Call... Splitter ‐ Don't you want to know why they …
- Monks Made a Mistake ‐ One day, two monks were in the …
- Four Blondes in a Pickup ‐ Four blondes drive to a bar in …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Redwoods ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses California …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Police Report ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported …
- A Blonde and Her Thermos ‐ At work, a blonde notices her that …