The Joke Jesus' Multi-Ethnicity

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Jesus' Multi-Ethnicity

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Proof that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God. Proof that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. Proof that Jesus was Puerto Rican: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was bilingual. 3. He was harassed by the authorities. Proof that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He worked in the building trade. Proof that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everybody "brother." 2. He liked gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. |
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