The Joke Jesus & the Robber
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Jesus & the Robber
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What's The Joke Jesus & the Robber?
A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
Startled, he asks, "Who said that?" Again, the voice says, "Jesus is watching you." The robber turns around to see a parrot. He asks the parrot what his name is. The parrot replies, "Cornelius." The robber asks, "Who names a parrot 'Cornelius'?" The parrot replies, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus." |
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