The Joke Why Hanukkah is Better Than Christmas
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Why Hanukkah is Better Than Christmas
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What's The Joke Why Hanukkah is Better Than Christmas?
1. There''s no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"
2. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway). 3. No need to clean the chimney. 4. There's no latke-nog. 5. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs. 6. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals. 7. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown". 8. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl". 9. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards. 10. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes. |
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