The Joke 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
Read the funny 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy joke in Insults to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy joke at BasicJokes.com!
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy Joke |
---|
What's The Joke 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy?
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Every heard of clearasil? 30. All right, a treasure hunt! 31. I didn't know they came that small. 32. Why is God punishing you? 33. At least this won't take long. 34. I never saw one like that before. 35. What do you call this? 36. But it still works, right? 37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting. 38. It looks so unused. 39. Do you take steroids? 40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it. 41. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? 45. Aww, it's hiding. 46. Are you cold? 47. If you get me real drunk first. 48. Is that an optical illusion? 49. What is that? 50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry. 51. Were you neutered? 52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 53. Does it come with an air pump? 54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 55. Where are the puppet strings? 56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun. 57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes. 58. Never mind, why bother. 59. Is that a second belly button? 60. Where's the rest of it? |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Contraceptives '98 ‐ Microsoft's …
- Got Milk? ‐ A guy had a date with this really …
- Sexual Sofa ‐ An elderly woman entered a large …
- An Honest Lawyer ‐ What do you call an honest lawyer? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Belly Button ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, her belly button …
- Keeping the Kids Off Drugs ‐ Two young guys appear in court …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Grand Canyon ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she fell in …
- Blonde Bank Robber ‐ Q: How do you tell if a bank robber …
- Jock Booty Call... Maneuver ‐ Hey babe, I'd like to try the Down …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chicken Pox ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to …
- The Fireman System ‐ A fireman comes home from work …
- Keeping It Under the Kilt ‐ A young lad went to a tailor shop …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hippos ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos …
- Cocoa Nut ‐ A woman goes to an ice cream parlor …
- Slippery Slope ‐ A nun was walking down the corridor …
- Talking Blondes ‐ Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Ice Cream Truck ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she DJs for …
- Clearly Cheating ‐ A man cheats on his girlfriend …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Watching TV ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, it takes …
- Accidental Bonding ‐ A woman and man get into a car …