Insults

A plane is passing through a severe storm when a wing is struck by lightning. One woman freaks out and stands up, screaming, "I'm too young to die! I want my last minutes of life to be satisfying! I've had plenty of sex, but I've never been fulfilled. Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"

A gorgeous man stands up. "I can make you feel like a woman." He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

The woman breathes heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. Muscles ripple across his chest as he extends his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers, "Iron this."