The Joke Foot-Long Carrot
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Foot-Long Carrot
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What's The Joke Foot-Long Carrot?
Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot- long carrot.
She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No -- that dirty." |
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