The Joke Stumbling and Mumbling
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Stumbling and Mumbling
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What's The Joke Stumbling and Mumbling?
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?"
The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog" |
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