The Joke A Disney Break Up
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A Disney Break Up
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What's The Joke A Disney Break Up?
Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now and after hearing of Barbie and Ken's break up, they too decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy." Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's f*cking goofy"
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