The Joke My Dad's Better
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My Dad's Better
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What's The Joke My Dad's Better?
Two boys argue over whose parents are better.
The first boy says, "My dad's better than your dad." The other boy says, "Well, my mom is better than your mom." The first boy pauses, "I guess you're right. My dad says the same thing." |
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