The Joke Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
Read the funny Why did the zombie baby cross the road? joke in Jokes about Kids to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Why did the zombie baby cross the road? joke at BasicJokes.com!
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
| Why did the zombie baby cross the road? Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Why did the zombie baby cross the road??
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
To wreak an unholy vengeance upon the driver of the car who's standing there, scratching his head, trying to figure out how a zombie baby's head can be beneath his car tires but the rest of the body is nowhere to be seen-- unless he were to turn around and notice the zombie baby body bearing down on him, coming ever closer, ready with grasping, pudgy zombie baby fingers to tear and rend at the flesh of this self-same driver who ran his head over, on the dark and rain-swept road that snakes down from the castle of the madman who's creating an army of zombie babies to do his dark, libidinal bidding. |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Corporate Booty Call... Spreadsheet ‐ Let me fill your …
- Asian Lady ‐ There was an Asian lady who married …
- Midget Huevos ‐ One day a man was pissing in a …
- The Blonde and the Deodorant ‐ The blonde walks into a drugstore …
- Pirate Booty Call... Friend ‐ Would ya care to meet my friend …
- Always Bring the Fingers ‐ A man working with an electric …
- Catching a Polar Bear ‐ Q: How do you catch a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stanky... Oxygen ‐ Yo' Mama is so stanky, when you …
- Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake ‐ A blind bunny and a blind snake …
- The Hole Truth ‐ Q: Why do men have holes in their …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Blood Test ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she studied …
- Blondes and Turtles ‐ What do turtles and blondes have …
- Tonight's My Night ‐ Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night …
- Politicans Don't Use Bookmarks? ‐ Why don't politicians use bookmarks? …
- Encyclopedias for Sale ‐ Q: Why did the married man sell …
- The Offspring ‐ A birch and a beech tree grow up …
- Pregnant Wife ‐ A man frantically speaks into the …
- Anti-Bush/Cheney Campaign Slogan ‐ Bush and Dick: Put 'em together …
- Clinton n' Buddy ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Bush and Cheney Lunch ‐ Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant …