The Joke Grandpa's Condoms
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Grandpa's Condoms
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What's The Joke Grandpa's Condoms?
An old man finds a condom in his grandson's apartment and asks what it is.
"It's a condom," replies the grandson, sheepishly. "What do you use it for?" asks Grandpa. The grandson is embarrassed, so he says, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain." Grandpa says, "That's a great idea." He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a condom. "What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist. "Big enough to fit a Camel." |
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