The Joke Layaway Plan
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Layaway Plan
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What's The Joke Layaway Plan?
Sam brings a beautiful woman into a fancy Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" Sam exclaims.
As the lady tries on the coat, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem. I'll write you a check." "Very good, sir," says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared." On Monday, Sam returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here? There isn't a single penny in your checking account." "I just had to come by," grins Sam, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life." |
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