The Joke Abusement Park
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Abusement Park
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What's The Joke Abusement Park?
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed and she seemed rather bored.
"What do you wanna do now?" he asked. "I wanna be weighed," she said. So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy. "What else she would like to do?" he asked her. "I wanna be weighed," she said. I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and decided to take the girl home. The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early. "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?" "Absowutewy wousy," said the girl. |
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