The Joke Benefits of Being Female
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Benefits of Being Female
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What's The Joke Benefits of Being Female?
-- We can get a day off from male bosses just by hinting at "female trouble."
-- When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic. -- Taxis stop for us. -- We get free drinks just for showing up. --Condoms don't make us lose sensation. -- If we forget to shave, no one has to know. -- We have the ability to dress ourselves. -- We can talk to men without picturing them naked. -- Occasionally, chocolate really can solve all our problems. -- Gay men don't make us uncomfortable, unless they're better dressed than we are. -- We'll never regret piercing our ears. -- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. |
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