The Joke Dad Eats Lightbulbs
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Dad Eats Lightbulbs
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What's The Joke Dad Eats Lightbulbs?
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs.
"How do you know that?" asks his teacher. "I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'" |
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