The Joke Golf Lessons

Basic Jokes

Read the funny Golf Lessons joke in Men/Women to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Golf Lessons joke at!

Golf Lessons

Golf Lessons Hilarious Joke
Golf Lessons Joke

What's The Joke Golf Lessons?

A husband and wife take golf lessons at the local club.

The husband goes first and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, "Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows the instructions and hits the ball 300 yards.

The wife goes next and hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro says, "Try holding the club like you hold your husband's d**k." She swings, and the ball goes 10 yards.

The golf pro says, "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth."

More Jokes

Laughing At Funny Joke
Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day