The Joke Golf Lessons
Read the funny Golf Lessons joke in Men/Women to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Golf Lessons joke at BasicJokes.com!
Golf Lessons
| Golf Lessons Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Golf Lessons?
A husband and wife take golf lessons at the local club.
The husband goes first and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, "Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows the instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The wife goes next and hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro says, "Try holding the club like you hold your husband's d**k." She swings, and the ball goes 10 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Sliding Doors ‐ How are a blonde's legs like automatic …
- Indecent Exposure ‐ A blonde is walking down the street …
- Mad Cow Immunity ‐ Q: Why can't men get mad …
- Danger in D.C. ‐ Q: What is the most dangerous thing …
- Robot Booty Call... Hot ‐ Is it hot in here, or is it just …
- Pig in a Bar ‐ A lady goes into a bar with her …
- Walks Into a Bar... Native Custom ‐ A Native American walks into a …
- Blondes and Bricks ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Blonde and Halogen ‐ Q: What's the connection between …
- Abstinence ‐ Three couples went in to see the …
- Pirate Booty Call... Pox ‐ I'm no longer poxy. Care for a …
- Gourmet Booty Call... Crudite ‐ We can get as crudite as you want, …
- Taliban Bingo ‐ How do you play …
- Soccer Booty Call... Mouth ‐ I would like to approach your goalmouth. …
- All I Want Is A Drink ‐ A very thirsty guy realizes that …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Jack-O-Lantern ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern …
- All's Fair in Love and War ‐ This old guy goes into a church …
- A.J. Jamal: Free Cats ‐ Cats are cool because you don't …
- Meow, Baby ‐ A man walks up to a stranger in …
- Fall-Down Drunk ‐ A man, whose level of drunkenness …