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Legless on the Beach

Legless on the Beach Joke
What's The Joke Legless on the Beach? A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him ''I bet you've never been hugged before.'' The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, ''I bet you've never been kissed before.'' The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, ''I bet you've never been f*cked before.'' The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, ''Well you are now because the tide is coming in!'''

Legless on the Beach Joke

What's The Joke Legless on the Beach?

A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him ''I bet you've never been hugged before.''

The legless man shakes his head.

Then the second blonde says, ''I bet you've never been kissed before.'' The legless man shakes his head again.

Then the third blonde says, ''I bet you've never been f*cked before.''

The legless man says, "No."

The third blonde replies, ''Well you are now because the tide is coming in!'''

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